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Friday, May 9, 2025

Udder Truth

 


Udder Truth


Bred to give us cheese and butter,

usefulness that’s keen and utter,

milking cows is such a treat.

Takes a sit and grabs a teat,


aims the stream and hits the bucket,

skims the cream. With any luck it

pleased you when I made that rhyme.

I’d rather poet anytime


then milk a cow as in my youth.

They stink, and that’s the udder truth.



 ~Dean Neighbors~



"The cow is of the bovine ilk;

one end is moo the other milk." ~ Ogden Nash~



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